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Return Of Atilla The Hun

 

March 19, 2023

It's 2033; and Atilla The Hun returned to the human society to solve the problems which no one else could solve.

The first requirement, he says, is to get the government off peoples' backs. The last thing anyone wants to hear is, I'm from the government and I'm here to help you. It's government standing in the way that prevents us from getting rid of the worthless eaters.

To start with, government money needs to be given to the corporations. This will get rid of government debt and improve the economy. One hundred and twenty years of liberalism gone awry will become irrelevant with no act of Congress being required.

We then need to cut Russia and China out of the global economy. This will keep them so busy trying to produce food that they won't be able to produce weapons. We can then save the world from communism without interference.

We will have to destroy Bolivia and Chile due to their history of putting communists in control. You never know when they might try to do so again. We can start by dismantling their industry and then putting our own people in control of their government.

We can use social media to replace government. This will disconnect people from other concerns. We can then feed controlling information into their lives without interference from do-gooders.

Fake technology can be used to save huge amounts of money and simplify manufacturing. Since none of it will be useful, only one percent of society needs to be supplied by manufacturing.

Similarly, we can pretend that artificial intelligence is responsible for everything. Then it won't be our fault when nothing works properly, while we create invisible algorithms to control the results. Invisibility will eliminate expensive court cases.

The test of everything being idealized will be space futurism. It will cost next to nothing synthesizing the imagery in Hollywood. No one will be able to prove what we actually did.

In this way, we can study the problems forever while pretending to have the answers to everything. The complainers will be nothing but losers, while we party day and night.

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