August 26, 2022

It's 1898, and Bonnie and Claud are negotiating with the government for returning stolen loot.

"It's only been ten years since we stole the stuff, what's the rush," they said.

"We want to negotiate how much we get to keep. We already gave back half the stuff, and now you want more."

"There is nothing here but stolen loot. This is nothing but legal subterfuge."

"We had a right to steal this stuff. Claud blessed it with holy water, before we stole it."

"This is the worst travesty that has ever been perpetrated against private citizens," they said.

"The Ranger is only six steps removed from my grandma, and he won't remove himself from the negotiations. He's playing out a grudge for political motives. It's nothing but a publicity subterfuge."